[Annie]: 415.Poetry.The 12 Days of Finals

You have to sing it to yourself or it isn't funny! Also, the last line has something that might not be appropriate for young children...although...I don't really know.

A spoof on the 12 Days of Christmas!


On the first day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the second day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding and 2 death glares.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the third day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, and 3 cold shoulders.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the fourth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, and 4 "just go away"s.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the fifth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, and 5 midols.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the sixth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, and 6 angry calls.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the seventh day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, and 7 sleepless nights.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the eighth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, 7 sleepless nights, and 8 "I have to work late"s.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the ninth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, 7 sleepless nights, 8 "I have to work late"s, and 9 doors in my face.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the tenth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, 7 sleepless nights, 8 "I have to work late"s, 9 doors in my face, and 10 holes in the wall.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the eleventh day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, 7 sleepless nights, 8 "I have to work late"s, 9 doors in my face, 10 holes in the wall, and 11 boxes to move with.
I was moody and we were fighting, because I have finals to take.

On the twelth day of finals my true love gave to me: 1 strict scolding, 2 death glares, 3 cold shoulders, 4 "just go away"s, 5 midols, 6 angry calls, 7 sleepless nights, 8 "I have to work late"s, 9 doors in my face, 10 holes in the wall, 11 boxes to move with, and 12 'make up sex's.
I was moody and we were fighting, but then finals were finally over.